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While Honey paid our bills recently during a trip to a typically unfriendly
neighborhood fat joint — many bills get paid at 24-hour shops here in
Delhi — I perused the cigar display rack, always good for a laugh. Always,
indeed. Flavored cigars. Ice Cream. Green Tea. And, my personal favorite,
Ordinary.
I find the concept of flavored cigars humorous to begin with, but I’ve also
never had to taste a cigar. So I guess they serve their purpose. A spoonful of
sugar helps the medicine go down, right? (Or, in this case, it actually prevents
it from going down.) Ice cream? OK, I guess I can understand this one. But there
are many flavors of ice cream out there. Let’s hope it’s not Mississippi Mud Pie
or Moose Tracks or Brownie Batter or anything that ends in “nut crunch.”
Something like Karamel Sutra seems appropriate. But, hell, it’s probably Green
Tea Ice Cream.
Which brings us to our next cigar flavor … Green Tea. You know that awful bitter
aftertaste that green tea leaves in your mouth sometimes? I can’t imagine spunk
tastes much worse than that. But this is China, so we have cigars flavored to
taste like Green Tea. Now, the Cigar Doctor tells us that “the right cup of tea
will turn us on.” But I would imagine that if a Green Tea cigar is already
inserted in your mouth, getting turned on is not really the issue. Finally, we
have the Ordinary flavored cigar, which I think is the wild card here. Ordinary
what? An ordinary cigar ? Tobacco flavor? If so, does that really count as a
flavored cigar? Or perhaps Ordinary means what we all really hope it means.
Maybe the Ordinary cigar is flavored to taste like a penis.